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3 Chatbot Marketing strategies You Can Use to Build Better Prospect Relationships and Insight

Chatbots have the power to help you grow faster and sell more.

They can transform your marketing messages.

They can even reveal the inspiration behind your buyer's journey.

I know this because a 58-year-old chatbot proves it's possible.

(Yes, a chatbot invented in 1966.)

There's one big problem: we hate chatbots.

"I loathe chatbots," says content marketer Andi Robinson. "They're all just super frustrating," she says in response to one of my Instagram posts.

Andi isn't alone.

86% of consumers prefer to interact with a human, according to a survey of 1,000 US Consumers.

We use adjectives like "maddening, impersonal, irrelevant, useless, and superficial" to describe our "AI" experiences.

I have tried to uncover precisely why we feel this way for two years. (Remember Chatbot Theater?)

Then, last week, I encountered the most obnoxious chatbot ever, and in two bloops, I realized why we hate chatbots. (A bloop is the annoying sound a chatbot makes when attempt to grab your attention.)

The B2B Comedy-o-meter

Our chatbots are infuriating because all they do is mansplain.

No one likes a mansplainer.

Oh, and I'll show you the mansplaining chatbot that led to this revelation.

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Tanya Andreadis

Chief Marketing, Communications & Digital Officer

University of Miami

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"Fantastic energy, phenomenal tailoring, and the most creative effort I’ve ever seen from an external speaker. Andrew made the talk feel so personal to the brand... we loved it!"

Devon Valenti

Segment Vice President, Marketing - Transportation & Logistics

Trimble Transportation

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Andrew brought incredible energy to the room, challenged our thinking, and kept everyone engaged with his humor. He struck the perfect balance between inspiration and practical insight, leaving the group with ideas they could immediately put into action. His session made a lasting impact on everyone in the room.

Stasha Johnston

Senior Vice President Marketing

MONIN Americas

Highest Speaker Score of the Year

"Awesome, lively, and informative presentation and workshop. Andrew received the highest score of the year!"

Alyssa Rhoads

Executive Director

CEO Council of Tampa Bay

All Everyone Was Talking About!

"All anyone was talking about was Andrew's session! He did an amazing job and really brought it. His preparation and understanding of our industry made the talk very effective. Our clients really appreciated it!"

Philip Dolan

Chief Marketing Officer

CINC Systems

A Conference Standout

"We heard from so many attendees that Andrew's presentation was the highlight of the conference, and Drewdini’s song was so fun—a great addition to the morning!"

Jennifer Roush

Vice President of Operations

Texas Travel Alliance

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26

Louisville, KY

Conference of the Independent Jewelers Organization (IJO).

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13

Tucson, AZ

The Arizona Governor’s Conference on Tourism is the premier education and information-sharing event in the state for travel professionals and destination marketers.

Aug
16

Orlando, Florida

Executive level event that brings together senior leaders with the next generation of leadership talent to elevate the future of foodservice and hospitality.

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