The Loyalty Loop

3 Chatbot Marketing strategies You Can Use to Build Better Prospect Relationships and Insight

Chatbots have the power to help you grow faster and sell more.

They can transform your marketing messages.

They can even reveal the inspiration behind your buyer's journey.

I know this because a 58-year-old chatbot proves it's possible.

(Yes, a chatbot invented in 1966.)

There's one big problem: we hate chatbots.

"I loathe chatbots," says content marketer Andi Robinson. "They're all just super frustrating," she says in response to one of my Instagram posts.

Andi isn't alone.

86% of consumers prefer to interact with a human, according to a survey of 1,000 US Consumers.

We use adjectives like "maddening, impersonal, irrelevant, useless, and superficial" to describe our "AI" experiences.

I have tried to uncover precisely why we feel this way for two years. (Remember Chatbot Theater?)

Then, last week, I encountered the most obnoxious chatbot ever, and in two bloops, I realized why we hate chatbots. (A bloop is the annoying sound a chatbot makes when attempt to grab your attention.)

The B2B Comedy-o-meter

Our chatbots are infuriating because all they do is mansplain.

No one likes a mansplainer.

Oh, and I'll show you the mansplaining chatbot that led to this revelation.

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Great Impression!

"Andrew made such a great impression at this year’s North Dakota Travel Industry Conference. Not only did Andrew knock the socks off attendees, but Andrew moved the AI discussion from “what and why” to the all important “how.”"

Heather LeMoine

Marketing, Research Manager

North Dakota Government

Raised the Bar... Phenomenal Delivery

"Andrew exceeded my expectations in every aspect: insight, involvement, commitment, energy, engagement – and delivery. It was impactful and phenomenal. A welcome firehose of insights, ideas, and questions. He absolutely nailed it!"

Juliana Slye

Founder, CEO, Chief Public Sector Strategist

GovBizResults

Buzzing with Energy and Fun

"We absolutely loved having Andrew. Soooo many people enjoyed the session and everybody is still buzzing. Great energy, insight, and fun—the team felt challenged, inspired, and motivated in all the right ways."

Tanya Andreadis

Chief Marketing, Communications & Digital Officer

University of Miami

Exactly What We Hoped For

"Fantastic energy, phenomenal tailoring, and the most creative effort I’ve ever seen from an external speaker. Andrew made the talk feel so personal to the brand... we loved it!"

Devon Valenti

Segment Vice President, Marketing - Transportation & Logistics

Trimble Transportation

Incredible Energy

Andrew brought incredible energy to the room, challenged our thinking, and kept everyone engaged with his humor. He struck the perfect balance between inspiration and practical insight, leaving the group with ideas they could immediately put into action. His session made a lasting impact on everyone in the room.

Stasha Johnston

Senior Vice President Marketing

MONIN Americas

Highest Speaker Score of the Year

"Awesome, lively, and informative presentation and workshop. Andrew received the highest score of the year!"

Alyssa Rhoads

Executive Director

CEO Council of Tampa Bay

See Andrew Live & In-Person

See all of Andrew’s Appearances
Jul
26

Louisville, KY

Conference of the Independent Jewelers Organization (IJO).

Aug
13

Tucson, AZ

The Arizona Governor’s Conference on Tourism is the premier education and information-sharing event in the state for travel professionals and destination marketers.

Aug
16

Orlando, Florida

Executive level event that brings together senior leaders with the next generation of leadership talent to elevate the future of foodservice and hospitality.

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